8bit-anarchy:

roundworms:

how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

(Source: paarasytes)

(Reblogged from 50-shades-of-fuck-you)

imahazard2myself:

I’ve reblogged thia a trillion times. And ill do it 5trillion times more.

(Source: theamericankid)

(Reblogged from 50-shades-of-fuck-you)

msavonelljrose:

yamihime:

natedontfly:

They should make an animated short where Carl is lying in a hospital bed and an eighteen year old Russell walks in.  The room is silent.  Neither one of them talk.  Only slow music plays in the background.  Russell walks up to Carl’s bed and sits next to him.  Carl looks over to Russell and smiles.  Russell is trying to hold back tears.   He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the Soda lid that Carl had pinned on him so many years ago.  He takes the pin and pins it onto Carl’s shirt.  He is almost balling as he says “Thank you Mr. Fredricksen.”  Carl is unable to speak he is so choked up.  All you see is him smile and a tear roll down his cheek.  ”You’re welcome Russell.” He says with a crackle in his voice.  He closes his eyes and the Heart Monitor he is on flat lines.  All you see is Russell crying.  Then there is a flash of light.  Carl stands in front of the light and sees someone coming out of it.  Ellie walks out of the light and goes to Carl.  She holds her secret Adventure Book in her arms.  She writes something in the book.  She then kisses Carl and drops the book.  Ellie takes Carl into the light and they revert back to their child selves and walk hand in hand into the light.  Then it pans to the book which is open to the page Ellie wrote in.  The only words written on the page are “The End.”  And then the screen fades to black.

THAT IS NOT OK

bitch fuck you byee

(Source: agentp-hbu)

(Reblogged from 50-shades-of-fuck-you)

heyteenbookshey:

That moment of anxiety when you are about to use a word you learned in books but have never said out loud and have no idea how to pronounce it oh god what if I say it wrong everyone will know I am a literate fool

(Reblogged from 50-shades-of-fuck-you)

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

(Reblogged from 50-shades-of-fuck-you)
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slutevsies:

sometimes you have to cut the toxic people out of your life and it’s brutal and messy and there’s no real “right” way to do it, especially if you’re drastically shifting  and learning how to protect yourself in a way you’ve never known how to do before

i wish i’d learned how to say no 

and i refuse to be guilted for doing what i need to do to survive 

(Reblogged from 50-shades-of-fuck-you)

justcallmephel:

tessaviolet:

blua:

#IT’S REAL AND LOOKS TINY BECAUSE OF THE SHORT FOCAL LENGTH

I can’t brain this. They look like miniatures.

this lens will cost you your arms, your legs, and your grand kids.

(Source: cineraria)

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ive got something on my chest

I’ve just got to get it off now.

I slept with someone else other than the person I was seeing.

And i’m okay with it. Happier for it now, that I walked away from something that felt suffocating.

coelasquid:

stardusted:

Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.

I wonder how many people actually bothered watching the ad

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Eat snickers, prevent yourself from unwittingly respecting women.

(Reblogged from theloveelylady)